JEM Trailers: Grand River 27 BHS Travel Trailer

Escape Your House (and Your Neighbors) in This Grand River 27BHS! 🌲🚐 ​Listen, we all love our homes, but wouldn't you rather be waking up to the sound of birds instead of your neighbor’s 7:00 AM lawnmower? Meet the Grand River 27BHS—thirty feet of "getaway" ready for your next adventure. ​Whether you’re a pro camper or someone who considers "roughing it" as a hotel without room service, this trailer has you covered. The "Why You’ll Love It" Specs: ​The Super Slide Advantage: The massive flush-floor super slide opens up the living area so wide you could almost do a cartwheel. ​Sleep Like a King (and several Squires): Comfortably sleeps 8–10 people. You get a Queen bed, Forget that thin, plastic-wrapped mattress most trailers come with. We’ve upgraded the master Queen bed with a 12" cooling gel memory foam mattress. You’ll actually wake up feeling refreshed and ready to hike—or, you know, ready to take a very comfortable nap while the kids get the double-over-double bunks. ​A Kitchen for Actual Humans: We’ve got a refrigerator, freezer, microwave, and a 3-burner range with a oven. You can bake cookies while your neighbors are struggling with a damp bag of charcoal. ​Bathroom Bliss (No Trees Required): A toilet and shower with a tankless hot water heater. That’s right—infinite hot water. No more midnight sprints to the campground comfort station. ​Climate Mastery: With a heavy-duty A/C and a high-output furnace, you stay comfy while the Canadian weather does whatever it wants. It’s even rated for Full-Winter rentals for the truly brave. ​ The Techy Stuff: ​ Towability: At a dry weight of approx 5,177 lbs, it’s a smooth pull for most half-ton trucks. ​ Gadgets: Bluetooth radio, TV setup, and plenty of USB/Aux inputs to keep the kids devices charged and the peace maintained. ​ The "BYO-Everything" Briefing: ​To keep things clean and customizable for every camper, this trailer comes completely empty. Think of it as a luxury blank canvas. You’ll need to bring: ​ Bedding & Linens: Sleeping bags, pillows, and your favorite fuzzy blankets. ​ Kitchen Gear: Pots, pans, plates, cutlery, and that lucky coffee mug. ​ The Fun Stuff: Camping chairs, outdoor gear, and your best campfire stories. Basically, if you need it to eat, sleep, or sit, make sure it’s in your trunk! VIP Setup & Support: ​We don't just drop a trailer and run. Our delivery and pickup service is the "White Glove" treatment of camping! ​Full Service: We handle the full setup and a complete walkthrough so you know where every button is, and we dump the waste tanks for you when you get us to deliver the trailer for you! ​ Propane is on us: Don't worry about the tanks; propane is included at no extra charge. ​ We're your "RV 911": We are on call to answer any questions that arise. In fact, if you aren't 100% sure how to do something, please call us first! We'd much rather chat for two minutes than have you "MacGyver" a solution. ​ The "Keep It Fresh" Rules: ​Monitor Those Tanks: Keep a close eye on your black and gray tank levels. If they overflow, it’s a mess for everyone and results in a $500 cleanup fee. ​ The Tank Stats: For those who like the nitty-gritty details, both the Gray and Black tanks have a 36-gallon (136 L) capacity. This gives you plenty of "wiggle room," but remember to keep an eye on those sensors! The "Don't Bring it Back" Rule: If you are picking up and dropping off the trailer yourself, it must be returned with both the black and gray tanks completely empty. If we have to dump them for you, it’s a $250 fee. The "Fresh Air" Guidelines: ​We want you to relax, but we also want to keep the "new trailer smell" alive as long as possible: ​Vaping: Totally fine inside. ​ Cannabis: Allowed inside, but please keep it next to an open window to keep the airflow moving. ​ Cigarettes: These are a strictly outside activity. Please move away from the trailer to light up so the upholstery doesn't end up smelling like an old bowling alley. The Verdict: It’s big, it’s comfy so stop dreaming about the campfires and start smelling them! Message me to grab your dates before someone else decides to live their best life in your spot.